Wait is that true? I hit 104 like once every 3 months. I’ve been having regular fevers every month or so since I was like 7 and every couple times they get baaaad.

5 and I know this because it’s the fork that lives in my room at all times because it’s my favorite fork and I don’t like when someone else dirties it or misplaces it. It’s my desk fork. Always ready for leftovers or door dash. It’s the perfect fork.

I still find it absolutely hilarious that I know you can fit an entire N64 in the pockets of JNCO jeans. Absolutely legendary pants.

I saw dudes show up to class with just shorts and flip flops on. No shirt at all.

I’ve seen women show up in basically a thong and nipple pasties.

What college professor is getting their panties all up in a twist over shit like the human body? I can understand not wanting literal dressing like that in highschool but in college?

The StarCraft FPS.

I’m still mad about it.

You too fren.

I just hate that they deleted my comments and told ME it’s a slur I need to be upset about.

I ain’t upset about “retard” being used against me or others.

The .world admins can kiss my ass.

Oh wait I gotta be careful. Don’t want the retarded admins banning me for using my own words.

Sincerely,

your friendly neighborhood retard.

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I am retarded and I agree. The word has never left my vocabulary. People have been calling me retarded as long as I can remember. I’ve got the pass and I give all of you the pass. It’s just word. People have called me far worse and many of my closest friends and family who would take a bullet for me call me retarded all the time. Just like I call all of them retarded whenever they do or say something retarded.

In the wise words of the Black Eyed Peas: “let’s get retarded in here.”

…how else would people around me know what direction I’m about to move 2+ tons of metal???

I can’t stand how often I see people changing lanes or taking turns with ZERO blinker usage. Selfish short sighted fucks.

Oh you melted the plate to the bowl lol. That’s kinda impressive. It does make me wonder if your bowl was not dishwasher safe to begin with. Things shouldn’t be melting/fusing in the dishwasher.

Let me walk you through my 3 different answers.

1. Shrinking the bowl and the plate at the same time might just pop the seal when left in the freezer all night. It would only take a couple Crystal forming in the right spot to break that seal.

2. Blasting air into the seal could potentially resolve the pressure difference holding the bowl to the plate or force enough air into the bowl that it actually builds positive pressure inside and that pops the bowl off as well.

3. Heating the bowl would get it to expand slightly and cooling the plate would make it shrink slightly so doing them at the same time could cause the perfect seal they have formed to shift enough that it allows the pressure to equalize/release.

It’s less about heating the gas inside the bowl to reverse the vacuum and it’s more about breaking the seal that has formed in the first place.

Someone slept through physics class a few times.

Heat and/or cold would be your friend in this situation.

Personally I would just toss the whole thing in the freezer for the night, but there is a small chance that results in a broken plate in the morning.

If you have an air compressor a blast of air right against the lip of the bowl would probably also pop it off.

Other than that just run hot water over the bowl (or submerge it) and then get the plate cold while being careful to not have the hot water touch the cold plate or visa versa.

Best of luck soldier.

Hmmm… Every gay person I know has drank water. He should probably stop drinking water just to be safe.

I always started with Bulbasaur mostly because my favorite color is green but also because grass types absolutely obliterate the first gym. I also find poison/leech to be a fantastic combo for catching pokemon later. Really get em down to exactly 1hp if you want.

The FDA will allow like a whole cockroach to get blended into a jar of peanut butter before they even give a shit.

If you live in a developed country with some sort of food standards you are probably going to live just fine eating 99.99% of the things you see in a daily basis.

As for restaurant workers making mistakes… Yeah. If you’re the type of person who gets repulsed by your own hair falling into your food maybe avoid eating out. I have pulled someone else’s hair out of my food and kept eating. Shit happens and I already paid for the food. It would have to be like a bloody bandaid or something for me to actually send back food.

Bro the heater was broken we were just conserving heat. Our socks were still on so it’s not gay.

“I am unfortunately still here” is my go-to. People seem to leave you alone if you joke about killing yourself.

I like playing games that incentivise stealth as Michael Bay films. Give me rocket launchers and c4. Yeah I don’t have the high score for the level but I will kill literally every single non-vital NPC.

bad nachos suck.

Fresh properly made nachos are FIRE.

It requires the right kind of chips (size and strength) the right kind of cheese (needs to have the right stringy consistency to hold together but not too strong that it fights the chip being pulled away) and it needs to have the right amount of toppings spread thinly and evenly across the plate.

Too many places use anemic chips or way too much refried beans/other toppings. They layer them too deep as opposed to wide. They either don’t melt the cheese enough or they melt it too much and then serve it once it’s already started to hardened.

Truthfully nachos are a difficult dish to do correctly, but when you get good nachos they are absolutely heavenly.