Wytch

Thanks for asking this question. These replies are so much more helpful in understanding the basic premise than anything I’ve come across.

Heads on pikes. That’s where we’re at. Medieval theocracy, here we come

M$ doing work for Linux’s case

NotTheOnion

There seem to be no pictures of his stupid face where he isn’t pulling some stupid face with his stupid, unpleasant, and malignant face

Superman rescued cats from trees, threw nukes into the sun, and rebuilt the Great Wall of China with his mighty eye beams, but to save Lois Lane he would reverse time itself¹. To be with her he’d abandon his great gifts. He always priortized himself and those he cared about. It’s kind of relatable though, he’s ultimately a guy from Kansas who wants to be just like everyone else. The world frequently benefits from his actions. But he is American, first and foremost. If he did abdicate responsibility, pull a Dr. Manhattan basically, the world would have to grow up a little and tackle its problems entirely on its own. On the upside, it wouldn’t have to argue about whose side Superman is really on, or complain when he doesn’t show up every once in a while for their specific crisis. Of course, America isn’t as principled as her fictional savior, so… milage may vary.

¹or travel through time, depending on your interpretation

I need some brave Canadian MP to make this kind of offer on Vermont or Michigan.

The “Left” hates coal. Therefore, boosting it will piss off the people who hate him. Reason enough.

When you’re 75 you’ll look back at it and grin. Enjoy life

That thing is neither built like nor does it move like, a horse. It’s more cat-like or dog-like than anything.

Which is fine, someday we can pretend to be He-Man, I guess

Already moved all my PC stuff to Linux. Laptop, desktop, media server. Been wanting to do this for years. Thanks, Valve and Proton, and to all those Linux developers who made this transition possible. Fuck M$

Oh, do you guys think he might be a stupid maniac gosh

And we’ll know exactly which countries bought him off

The Art of the Deal

Wait, y’all can just convict a right-wing political figure and like, get rid of them? Forever?

We gotta check our math, I think we did something wrong over here.

That’s so weird because I expected the rapid onset of a dystopian hellscape so I don’t know, Jennifer, what do you think went wrong?

She reeks of fear.

Master negotiator, 4D chess, stable genius; what a fucking joke.

The Egg Roll […] has long been privately funded without taxpayer dollars, largely through the American Egg Board, which also provides tens of thousands of eggs for the occasion.

Naturally, in the middle of a literal egg shortage, maga is gonna steamroll through this event with corporate flags waving.

In an alternate universe, the CDC is working to contain the bird flu epidemic, we’re buying eggs from our bestie neighbors in Canada, and the Easter Eggs at the White House this year are made of pine wood.

Takes a special kind of dipshit asshole to fail to recognize the entire reason they are as wealthy and powerful and beyond consequence is that they operate out of a runaway, uncontrolled, corrupt capitalist society and if they Fuck Around outside that box, they may rapidly and dramatically Find Out.