“STAAAHP!”

critical miss undead pope deals 15 crushing damage plus disease

Reality has a liberal bias.

Because it was safe and stable with a history of being safe and stable. It was easy to lose that reputation, and it will be difficult to get it back.

Anybody remember that time when the national security advisor invited a journalist to a Signal chat where the Secretary of Defense leaked battle plans?

Don’t worry, once DOGE is done cutting government agencies, you won’t hear anything about how much shit is in your butter.

Nah. You showed your ass you fascist piece of shit. (Referring to good ol’ boy Markwayne, not OP, of course.)

I think I’m going to get the $30 1-year ESU and kick that can down the road. I need to run windows-only software and I can’t upgrade because of my processor. Maybe in a year’s time I’ll be ready for a new build.

Exploding Cybertrucks, exploding SpaceX rockets, self-driving Teslas falling for the Wile E. Coyote trick, now Wisconsin.

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There are two people water-walking without balloons behind the two women on the left. Time travelers? Aliens? The JFK assassins? We deserve the truth!

Thank you! This makes the most sense. I was wondering what was wrong with “please pull forward when done fueling” without threatening violence. A common annoyance plus and inside joke makes a lot more sense.

I honestly thought this was The Onion.

“Pull forward after fueling or get shot”?

Well, finally. It took nearly a year for US news outlets to call Trump a liar for lying. Maybe it will take less time for Democrats to call a degenerate drunk a drunk.

I had to get mine replaced to get a passport. That was ten years ago, and the passport just expired. I’ve got 9 replacements left and I just turned 60, so I think I’m good.

Probably just an ingenious ploy to produce clean energy from the Founding Fathers spinning in their graves.