SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comexternal-linkmessage-square66fedilinkarrow-up11.16Karrow-down14
arrow-up11.16Karrow-down1external-linkIf you're a broke vampire, just say thatlemmy.dbzer0.comSnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square66fedilink
minus-squareRicky Rigatoni@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up55·2 days agoImagine living for centuries and still not having any money saved up. That absolutely would be me as a vampire.
minus-squareFordBeeblebrox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up16·2 days agoBob, I’ve been asking for a raise for 175 years now, this is not cool.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoI would be the reason the abandoned looking house in town is believed to be haunted. I would sustain myself on curious children and authority figures searching for said children.
Imagine living for centuries and still not having any money saved up.
That absolutely would be me as a vampire.
Bob, I’ve been asking for a raise for 175 years now, this is not cool.
I would be the reason the abandoned looking house in town is believed to be haunted. I would sustain myself on curious children and authority figures searching for said children.