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minus-squarevaultdweller013@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 days agoI’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.
minus-squareInitiateofthevoid@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoFantastic! Who knows, maybe the guy Ea-Nasir pissed off was a vampire.
I’m just imagining an ancient as shit vampire from Gobekli Tepe bitching about some long forgotten warlord who destroyed his horse meat business, and that he would’ve beaten Indo-Europeans to the taming of the horse of that hadn’t happened.
Fantastic! Who knows, maybe the guy Ea-Nasir pissed off was a vampire.