Mickey7@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoCan I just use my thumb?lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down10
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minus-squareFuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoYou don’t say? Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
minus-squareSuffa@lemmy.wtflinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoSo you have time to violate them anally of course.
minus-squarenaeap@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoSo I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
minus-squareBurninator05@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoI thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
minus-squaresome_guy@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoThis was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!
You don’t say?
Also, why is getting a doctor step 6?
So you have time to violate them anally of course.
I think, don’t pouring anything down the patients throat should be pretty much a given, when he hasn’t breathing
So I shouldn’t pour paint into their mouth? How about bleach? Still no? Damnit.
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn’t pour bleach down an unconscious person’s throat until after you’ve managed to shove so much of your first up their ass that you can use them as boxing gloves.
This was my first out-loud laugh of the day. Cheers!