SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agoHappy Birthday Emma!lemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square31fedilinkarrow-up158arrow-down11
arrow-up157arrow-down1external-linkHappy Birthday Emma!lemmy.worldSnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 month agomessage-square31fedilink
minus-squaretrollercoaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoBut if you eat too much of it, you’ll shit rainbows afterwards.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·1 month agoI already shit rainbows, and I haven’t been eating unicorns. Should I talk with my doctor?
minus-squaretrollercoaster@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·1 month agoYou sure that nobody has sold you mislabeled unicorn meat?
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoIt was a pig with a cone strapped to his head. In a trench coat.
minus-squareShadowedcross@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoYeah, but Unicorn, in this economy? Come on now.
Silly girl.
Unicorn tastes better.
But if you eat too much of it, you’ll shit rainbows afterwards.
I already shit rainbows, and I haven’t been eating unicorns. Should I talk with my doctor?
You sure that nobody has sold you mislabeled unicorn meat?
It was a pig with a cone strapped to his head. In a trench coat.
Yeah, but Unicorn, in this economy? Come on now.