This post comes up every so often, and every time either I, or someone else, reminds people that one of the Bible’s biggest stories is that of Jesus washing Mary Magdalene’s feet. Mary Magdalene was a “street walker” at the time, which is old times speak for hooker, thus making him a feet guy

This is aphobic. Asexuals are human too.

As the WORD of God he’s the source of Proverbs and Song of Solomon so…

Her: Dark am I, yet lovely, because I am darkened by the sun - Song of Solomon 1

so… tanned

works with eager hands… her arms are strong for her tasks - Proverbs 31

… toned forearms …

Her: Like an apple[c] tree among the trees of the forest is my beloved among the young men. I delight to sit in his shade, and his fruit is sweet to my taste - Song of Solomon 2

… not opposed to oblique references to pre-marital fellatio …

Her: strengthen me with raisins

… … … nutrition aware(?) …

Her: I am … a lily of the valley … My beloved … browses among the lilies

… not opposed to oblique references to pre-marital cunnilingus … (see also 4:16)

Him: Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves. Your hair is like a flock of goats descending from the hills of Gilead. 2 Your teeth are like a flock of sheep just shorn, coming up from the washing. Each has its twin; not one of them is alone. 3 Your lips are like a scarlet ribbon; your mouth is lovely - Song of Solomon 4

… mysterious eyes … flowing hair … no missing teeth (lol) … red lips …

Him: Your breasts are like two fawns

… young(?), pert, nimble breasts …

Him: You are a garden fountain, a well of flowing water

… looks at camera …

Her: Blow on my garden, that its fragrance may spread everywhere

… … my bro was definitely into some sensory stuff …

Her: My beloved thrust his hand through the latch-opening; my heart began to pound for him. I arose to open for my beloved, and my hands dripped with myrrh, my fingers with flowing myrrh, on the handles of the bolt. - Song of Solomon 5

(authors of erotic lit take note, this is your lord and god speaking)

Him: I went down to the grove of nut trees to look at the new growth in the valley, to see if the vines had budded or the pomegranates were in bloom. - Song of Solomon 6

… so … pubescent? hey, could be worse …

Him: Your graceful legs are like jewels - Song of Solomon 7

… legs guy! …

Him: Your breasts are like two fawns

… breasts again! …

Him: your breasts like clusters of fruit

… breasts mention number 3 …

Him: May your breasts be like clusters of grapes on the vine

… #4 …

breasts … like towers - Song of Solomon 8

… #5 …

I think you can draw your own conclusions.

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He could be asexual who doesn’t experience sexual desire at all. I mean just possibility

I know asexuality is spectrum and not everyone experiences sexual desires same way.