As a Tool fan I can tell you that you are correct.

If you can get a job at Facebook then you could easily find employment elsewhere. And no it’s not Game of Thrones, but I would love to see Zuckerberg get the Joffrey treatment.

To all the people who are criticising this guy for working for Meta, I would like to remind you of the phrase, “Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer”.

I am very much a left-winger, but I still read right-wing papers and articles, I like to know what the other side is thinking.

So 44% think he’s doing terribly, 21% are an even mix, 10% don’t know. That’s 75%. One can only assume that the remaining 25% think he’s doing a great job. I also imagine that there is an element of the shy conservative in these responses so the actual figure is probably like 30-40% think he’s doing pretty good.

Boohoo

Have we tried running copper strips down the side of their necks?

Depends how baked you are when you make it

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Shut up, you Rogan

Monkeys and apes are monophyletic, you massive bastard. (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻)

Appropriate

Bat out of Hell in my Ass

Shakespeare was an ape

Would be more impressed if they did this to Elon himself.

No

Ngl, I checked the date on the article

Although I shouldn’t be surprised, I did check the date on this one to make sure it wasn’t April 1st.

Tobacco is the original American export

4D chess marketing

Do do drugs