No, a large swathe of Americans are just that stupid/insane/brainwashed

For text, sure. But you can’t exactly store video or audio in book format

I know there’s the whole “burn the house” joke, but I think I actually would in this case

Had one of these. Used it all of 2 times before moving. Next time I tried to fire it up, nothing but an occasional clicking sound

“How dare I face consequences for harassment!”

They transed their gender

“We prefer to be called ‘housing providers’”

I’ll call you extortionists. Take it or leave it.