Nah thank you. Don’t wanna catch those nasty STDs.

I have iCloud premium, using safari and burner mails I can make however many accounts I like!

I’m still on Reddit due to my RC hobby. The community here is too small

The secret is the Elmer’s Glue 🙂

The taste of British food and the looks of British women made the Britains the best sailors in the world!

I’ve eaten Surströmming and liked it, been eating it once a year ever since. I’ve eaten Beuschl, Narezushi, mite cheese, eel soup, fried insects (pupa, crickets, spiders, scorpions…), snails, brain, testicles… heck I’ve even made the fish finger pie that one British YouTube cooking show lady made (same ingredients but different preparation). You can’t scare me with eels in azpik!

Me, reading Amex: Ammex! No, wait… Ay-mex! Oh, it’s American Express.

It’s basically this, but you insert any lemmy instance:

Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots! Or Scots and other Scots! Damn Scots — they ruined Scotland!

I know, officer. zips up pants But I did it for the memes.

“German Sex Tourist” - in my ass

Well, mistress, the internet said it’s time for me to get pegged again.

They’re extremely racist, which is a huge plus, just like the Swiss flag 🇨🇭

The IRS cares about you and your wealth ❤️

Sex between two men is the manliest thing in existence. Not a single woman on sight, only testosterone 💪💪💪

Wasn’t there a movie or show where someone stopped hearing people because of some brainchip fee he didn’t pay?

I was thinking of getting 何か日本語で “nanika nihongo de” and if someone would ask me what it meant I’d say “something in Japanese”