I would make an IT startup.

Just asking questions!

Oh, I don’t even follow sports. Haha. It’s all good.

I was actually expecting someone to put -Michael Scott, It’s and Office bit.

-Wayne Gretzky

Crest of the wave in my ass

I remember getting nightmares from whatever this unsettling thing was.

Unless you go to college sports games. They get really creative.

There’s nothing the markets love more than uncertainty.

I have parents who are near retirement who voted for trump. Only my dad works and has to support my mom. This upcoming weekend, I’m gonna ask him how his portfolio is looking. If his vote is paying off.

Get fucked military industrial complex. Reap what you sow.

Cult followers gonna cult follow.

Ouch. I have been trying to plant native plants in our garden. Luckily I don’t have anything like that in my city.

How do they enforce that? HOA?

I can’t do that! What about my nice green grass lawn? /s

“The guy made a million dollars!”

Yes but accountability doesn’t exist for him. Ever. For some fuckin reason.

I fuckin hate the US. I gotta get out of here.

I’m sorry. I wish I could continue paying to keep your husband alive. It’s what a fellow countrymen would do. But half of our electorate is filled with sociopaths.

Fuck this place.

Hahahaha