If only Siri could understand what I say

Jellyfish have a distributed brain, so they’re not exactly mindless?

What was the outcome!

Obviously

Do humans deserve human rights? A more relevant debate.

Killed in a car accident. Fuck cars.

The point of gift cards is that you have to spend it on something fun, not bills.

Not true! They also dropped some spicy tweets.

Finally

“Impartial” like when Bernie Sanders was winning, and every Democrat decided to fold for Biden.

For copywrite, it doesn’t matter if it was taken directly from the source.

Do you regale him with World War 1 knowledge before or after?

All warfare is class warfare

Don’t they have super small dicks?

I totally agree

Who could have ever anticipated Git hub going to shoot after Microsoft bought it

Funny, now it’s easy to check for birds.