I’ve stolen so many fonts…

Dick Bupkis

Instead of having some form of verifiable indication, people are just supposed to “think hard”? Have you looked around lately?

The problem only gets worse with AI creeping closer.

What? I prefer knowing if someone I interact with is genuine. As opposed to Twitter, where I just know they have a recurring monthly payment.

I don’t know…seems like an impossible task.

A couple weeks before the inauguration, I listened to the President/CEO of the company I work at go on an absolute rant about how Trump was going to get rid of all Biden’s DEI hires, about how the Navy Chief was a woman and she would be fired, about how the fastest running time for a woman was slower than the slowest running time for a man(???), and some other, racist stuff.

I lost my train of thought…what happened?

According to this administration, the correct term is ‘cosmonaut’.

Are you saying we all need to install a continually rotating VPN when we’re surfing the internet? As chaff?

This is mostly caused by Africans wiring up giraffes for use as aerials to pull in distant TV stations.

Can I have two? I always wanted to do two sex robots at the same time.

How much tariff is on oil that enters the US, travels through the Great Lakes, then returns directly to Canada?

Also, Enbridge was responsible for the largest oil leak in Michigan, and one of the largest inland leaks in US history. We don’t trust Enbridge anymore.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kalamazoo_River_oil_spill

It’s called The People’s House for a reason.

A stranger is just a friend you haven’t met yet.

holy fuck, Bypass Paywalls.

But it’s always good to post both the original, and an archive link.

TIL I can’t tell the difference between a dozen Freddie Mercurys and a dozen Tom Sellecks.

Sorry, you’re not going to find The Duck Factory anywhere. Despite being Jim Carrey’s first starring roll, it’s just a formulaic 80s sitcom with limited production value and typical period writing.

I seriously hope they pass this. And then I want to see them start using it against airlines.

Not really. We know most other countries have PTO and vacation minimums. We’re just told that workers in other countries are lazy and incompetent.

Michigan just passed a new law requiring everyone working for a company with more that 50 employees to give their workers 72 hours of sick time per year. Someone I work with said (paraphrasing) “why do I want that, they’ll just take it out of my vacation time.”

No, they won’t. Not unless you let them. But, in a nonunion workplace there’s no real protection. We have to band together and tell the company they’re not allowed to take our vacation time. Then I’m stuck listening to how bad unions are by someone who’s never been in a union.

We know about all this other stuff, we’ve just been lied to about it our entire lives.

Nobody is taking this seriously, except racists. Were I stationed at Fort Bragg, I would take pride in knowing the fort was named after someone with actual patriotism. But I’d be shamed in knowing the real reason for the name.