“I heard you calling my name, so I knew you were ok.”

Never use the blower type hand dryers, as they quite predictably have been shown to spray bacteria and viruses all over the bathroom. They should all be removed.

Pretty sure that’s a Globe Cactus / Mammilaria genus.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammillaria?wprov=sfti1

Welp, I guess it has to be included in the implant. I don’t make the rules.

Well, I call her Fedi-Chica.