Even that stupid pigeon in the bottom left lol

Note to self: cook chicken even harder.

Clearly they’re butthurt that you didn’t fellate Trump or Musk or some other such drain clog.

I need to start doing this with marketing crap. Except just rocks. Heavy, heavy rocks.

Well Vance is a psychic vampire, so probably.

How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he’d had a stroke and died during the service lol

Brain damaged troglodyte speed ran a twitch ban. Nice to see that money can’t quite buy anything.

Guys do yourselves a favor and flee before it’s too late. Is citizens may be trapped here with the Orange Maniac but you can still escape.

One is a replacement head. It’s literally right there on the label.

I dug into it a little bit, it’s a plea deal so there won’t be any appeals delaying things. I don’t know if good behavior early release is a thing for federal prison, if it is he’ll probably get out early. Still, at least somebody’s going to jail for once.

So you going to shut down Facebook right Mark? Right Mark?

Wait. Why the hell wouldn’t you paint it? Does it at least have a clear coat?

RIP irony. Again.

Even if you have to sink it yourself, eh Elon?

You know drilling holes in the boat and then saying you’ll go down with the ship isn’t gonna stop the passengers from stealing your life jacket, right?

A former Activision CEO. Can you announce “hostility to our users” any louder, Discord?

It’s “Delete system 32” and “magnetize to wipe your hard drive” all over again.

It’s cyclical. The current generation of executive assholes failed to learn the lesson of their predecessors.

My doomsday kit is just a bottle of SoCo and a camping chair.

“I am not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf insisted.

You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them “nuggies.”