I will now schedule a delivery of 40,000 of them. I don’t care if you don’t want that many - or if you wanted me to stop at 30,000. You’re getting all of them.

“Selected for the lottery sale”

Goddamn that’s like the ps5. "Be a good little corpo shill and might WIN a CHANCE at being honored with the opporunity to give a us $500!

I was actually here to ask how cold you’d have to get it. Took me a second to register that you can’t just “pop it into the freezer” to make an alcohol posickle.

These days same tbh. Real shame it came to that though.

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Do you think M$ knew that Paint would go on to be like…the worst image editor ever? That it would give us such internet creations as the trollface and the rage comica, sonichu, and would be instrumental in the biggest office distraction since the coffee machine?

Like for people coding such programs, is it just a fleeting thought “haha what if this shit was like, the tool someone used to upend how the entire internet views funny cat photos, and the thing we turn to to get through the third major crisis of our age?” I mean haha silly funny cat photo how cute. Fuck Bill gates and his billionaire buddies tho, no such thing as a good billionaire.

Every time I look around I am reminded of his hawghim

Ah the old “In these trying times” once again!

So this is what happened after the dude couldn’t hold his shit for 3 days. He should have just called in sick!

Double fisting it. Offering up 4 tacos

Damn this is one of the posts of all time

My argument: In shambles

Ah beans alright, do I also need to remove this post? I’m ambivalent it’s not as if internet karma points matter

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This was posted elsewhere but it’s relevant to mention the US already stated it would sell inferior versions of jets. Im sure these countries realised the current US mentality of “why stop there” and will probably cost cut further - lesser quality munitions and firearms, land vehicles, specialty fuels, etc.

Also in the face of tariffs and regular insults, being less inclined to purchase from someone increasingly hostile to them. This isn’t “out of the blue”, it’s the response step.

Criticized once. dies

I can hear this with the pause and everything.

Mourn the loss of historical vehicles, but blame the people who threw them to be destroyed.

They don’t have to process customers if they’re fulfilling “a dealership in the US has asked for 5 of our triple motors in red” They’re filing a transfer and then listing it as if “we sold 5 cars” to bump numbers

That’s what I’m asking if they can do, illicit, to try and make it look like they’re making sales