Emotional support animal: please do not pet

This is a real honk mimimimimi honk mimimimimi moment

I’d have to go with either 5, 5, or 5

These are likely mugshots, so they still have their hair and makeup done, and also hand selected to show the “pretty ones”

Edit: and some (maybe all) are probably fake

Bro looks like a lawer you’d see on a billboard

Look if a villain is gonna kidnap someone close to spiderman, it’s best if they kidnap actual spiderman and not someone he cares about

Hardest difficulty is also hard

He worked on dark souls

Same as it ever was

Nice walk but I think I might skip searchlight, I think there’s something in the air

“Americans can rest assured” no the fuck I cant

It’s an old-ish meme and idk the original but basically you know she got a good pussy if it sounds like frying chicken when she pees (or something idk)

That went from funny to sad real quick

Same. Purple is a great color (grape flavored) and it’s one of the smallest so I’ll be done sooner

You legally work there now

I have one of the OG white ones but never use it out of fear for the red ring, any shot this will help prevent that?