Slowly and with plenty of witnesses invent the toilet. But like out of wood pieces like a barrel or ship. Rain barrel on the roof for water. Start suggesting more contained sewage.

Should be just enough to not get dead for heresy or something but live comfortably and help a shitty situation.

I hear ya, and mean this with all due respect and just as a counterpoint.

I think the world, and especially Canada, aren’t wrong to expect Americans as a whole to not let it get to that point - democratically, seriously. We have been, happily and willingly, consuming an entire culture of freedom and defence against tyranny. Your news is our news, including all of the violence and rationalization of it - defence of freedom.

We know your massive protests and hard won civil rights because your media is our media just like your products are our bilateral lifelines.

If it gets to the point of invasion I think it’s fair to consider all of America having stabbed us in the back.

Edit: just to try and be lighter about it - it’s like we all took in your movies and books and documentaries but America themselves in a staggering ratio seem to have missed the point or identified the wrong protagonist.

in her courthouse

Moar Nazi stuff, America demands it.

I think this bears repeating.

We will make you forget Vietnam, Iraq, and Afghanistan. The insurrection will be continent wide and we will just walk over the border and start looting weapons.

We are tougher than anyone thinks and can survive just fine pretending to be homeless or just in your woods or in a looted home.

We will live among you indistinguishable until something good to blow up comes along, or an American needs tied to a tree with their dick in their mouth.

You’ll never feel safe. You’ll never be safe.

Promise.

Whoosh

Look at the stupid America has unleashed on the world.

Put your dicks away, you’re stinking up the place.

Perhaps you’d like to hear less over more books about a dark tower.

You guys ok starting a world war because your lying liar idiot Republican President wants to deflect blame for the pandemic to another country?

Really?

Thanks a lot. Good job doing nothing as you take us all down.

America demanded the role. America took the role and hoarded it.

Not even close.

Fuck all Americans. You did this, you aren’t stopping this.

Epic level of world harm from a country that expects exception for its internal politics while the world watches its kids die and borders flood with guns while you threaten economically and militarily under the guise of national security and a fucking suitcase worth of fentanyl.

But it’s GREED AND HATE. That’s Americas export, and you aren’t making us buy it you’re trying to fucking force it on other countries. Asking the UK to abandon LGBTQ+ rights over trade? A sovereign fucking free country? FUCK YOU ALL.

Boioioioooung

Sorry, I see a degauss button I press it.

Hey don’t forget about also banning mRNA research.

Sorry about your mom’s cancer, idiot clown country.

We’ll make you forget Vietnam.

Promise.

Those weren’t “once in a century” level crises. This is like The Great Depression and World Wars level shockwaves.

Because he’s coming for Canada and it’s his plan to own it.

This is why we hate. Never again. The USA is dead to us as a partner.

No, it was another international embarrassment of American stupidity.

Space Station Silicone Valley.

That was life changing too.

I don’t need to know anything about it so long as the FTC is non-credible.

Occupied or seized?

State