IAmLamp

You needn’t take it any further, sir. You’ve proved to me that all this ultraviolence and killing is wrong, wrong, and terribly wrong. I’ve learned me lesson, sir. I’ve seen now what I’ve never seen before. I’m cured! Praise god!

/c/LostLemmings ?

Goddamn war pigs all clamoring to start shit everywhere. Send those cowards to the front lines first.

Cowards! Do your jobs! Should have taken inspiration from the French.

It seems you still have a lot of fucks to give. I’m tired of it too. Some days I’m all out of fucks.

Well, first they’ll need to dig up and reanimate the corpse of Jobs. It’s amazing to see how they repeat the same failure track when he’s not pushing them to innovate. Even when he was (back) in the top dog seat, they still fell behind the competition and took forever to come up with features that other companies had been doing for years.

With all of the nonsense spewing from the brainless these days, I think my cognitive bias forces me to assume that they believe this bullshit 100%. This probably needs to be in NotTheOnion if it isn’t there already.