I too don’t know my left from right but the dark green is an emu egg

I’m a Honky Tronk man. 🎸 🎶

So are the photos on my phone. I started getting old and now I can see and can’t remember so everything gets a picture! Went from big butts and boobs to small text and team viewer logins.

Look, they aren’t doing anything, I should cut their funding…oh shit that wasn’t good. I guess I’ll spend a third of our taxes on this.