InEnduringGrowStrong

Modern witch tests, same bullshit.

I’ve always wanted to see the Taj Molar.

“Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake.”

There would probably be a few less wars too.

Tax filing software

Sic Semper Tyrannis

Don’t let it become mere words on a flag mentioned in some history book banned by the ministry of truth.

Inclusive or

Come to a Canadian university instead, this way you can still visit Cuba in your time off, except you’ll land in Havana instead of Guantanamo…

Dementia

Don’t need to research dementia if you put dementia in charge of the country

Dear diary, today I agreed with Elon Musk on something.

“Screw you”

I already mainly use Firefox, BUT I need a browser that supports client certificates (aka mutual TLS). The desktop version does, but not the mobile one.
Also, once in a while, I need to do something through a shitty website that simply doesn’t work in firefox but does in a webkit/blink.
I usually just blacklist those and never come back, but sometimes it’s something I can’t avoid like taxes or gov related bs.

If y’all got a good suggestion, thanks

Beehaw defederated from many instances (but not all) sometime > 1 year ago

“I too choose this dead tree’s wife”

Took me a second to realize that was a person lying down and not bits of mushroom

For when your food grows up in so much squalor that you need to dip them in chlorine to fake the bacterial culture tests.

You’re hired

If I was Prime Minister, I’d impose a retaliatory tariff of 9000% just because it’s all just this stupid.
Call it the Goku tariffs, but drag it out over an hour or two with a lot of screaming.

You do mean like this very comment, right now?

IDK… Careful what you wish for?
The irony of saying this, while also benefiting from humans’ leeway is kinda rich, just saying.