This might be both one of the funniest and saddest things I’ve read since the last time I read about Trump in the news.

If Canadians seeing this can take anything from the last few months, it’s that they have got to get out there and vote.

I hear El Salvador warms up this time of year

When they catch the thief they’ll take them out back and shoot them

Like a dog.

Some foods just shouldn’t be all you can eat.

This just in: DOGE Whistleblower dead from undiagnosed peanut allergy

Still waiting for valve to do an all in one headset

Tike to start joking about using violence against politicians i guess

The medicine is thalidomide

Silly paramedics everyone knows helping brown people is against international law

God damnit i forgot about that and spent the day writing bad code

Yeah i’d believe that. The more i read about the shuttle program the more it seems we were sending people to space in giant metal sarcophagi seemingly held together in duct tape.

Not that reusable spacecraft wasn’t a marvel of engineering, but it quickly becomes apparent that NASA was missing out on the funding they had back during the Race.

I feel like if Watergate happened half the country and most of Congress would find some way of justifying it and no one would even remember it happened a week later because something else equally insane would come up.

Damn they were so close to being a functioning democracy

JK lol I’m American

I did the thing because I wanted to learn more about my ancestry and not only was it ridiculously expensive I didn’t even learn anything about my ancestry.

My grandmother did one through Ancestry a few years back and found out her father wasn’t actually her father

Why is it always United.

Except for when it’s Southwest or Spirit.

I’ve heard he’s a super chill guy

Yeah idk why but the Yalta Conference header image does not feel appropriate to the article.

Dirtier than Amigos/King’s Classic? That’s almost something I want to see out of gross curiosity.