The Real King Gordon

Is anybody else surprised at how evil little marco is turning out to be?

AFAIK, spez is a greedy asshole. Maybe he cares?

Why does that clock look like Indiana?

My buddy Tommy Jeffy says:

"The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.”

Same. Wouldnt take one if they paid me.

Dont threaten me with a good time.

Clutch my pearls, lawyers acting sleazy? Say it aint so!

Cant even wear a hat lookin ass.

Right? They cant have it both ways. Dine with a nazi and you’re a nazi. Simple as that.

Good point, SatansMaggotyCumFart!

The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.
And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.
And if it was, that’s not a big deal.
And if it is, that’s not my fault.
And if it was, I didn’t mean it. <- he is here And if I did, you deserved it.

Its liberation day!

Like he would even know what that is.

Wow his hands really are tiny.

HP has been a shitty company for decades. Why do people still buy things from them? They are dead to me.