KingJalopy

Makes sense cuz I’m fucking hooked on that shit. I literally can’t go more than a few hours without it.

That’s some cold ass shit. :D

Yeah but if you crush them up and snort them you get that instant release action

Damn I haven’t heard about that yet. I think that’s good news though, honestly we don’t need these plastic bags. Even at $0.10 each I have a cabinet full of them. I use them as often as I remember to but I def have more than necessary. I already pay the same for plastic bottles, cans, etc… although I get my money back on those when I recycle, as you know. Paper bags just seem easy more sustainable.

I haven’t been to Walmart in so long I can’t actually recall. I know my local Bodega has shitty bags that they also charge for…

I’m in California and they did the same thing but we still get plastic bags. They’re reusable and $0.10 each.

Bigly if true

I bet the gerbil on the wheel in his head is exhausted. He should shove a couple more up his ass to help out.

And even that isn’t working

Add it to the pile

Every time I get a haircut they’re like so what would you like. I always say, I’m not the one who has to see it so just make it reasonable for others I guess. I’m the same with clothes, who cares what anyone wears?? If people don’t like it like you said, that’s on them.

Bump

And what’s your mother’s maiden name, Jenny?

Haile Selassie up your ass in my ass

There are only 4 ways to communicate in a car what your intentions are to other drivers. Left blinker, right blinker, brake lights, and the finger. 5 if you count flashing brights but I’m convinced most people think it’s just a fuck you for having headlights that are too bright, which might be the case, but I’m usually telling you there a pig ahead.

Might be Damien’s?

I can’t show you but it worked. I promise.

I meant fucked as in our politicians are, despite what we think, thinking generations ahead to the point they’ve accepted the consequences of our actions and know there’s no going back and therefore looking for ways to monetize the future bleakness that is our world.

Fuck that’s insane. Makes perfect sense but holy shit. I fucking hate this planet and this country even more.

Even for free I honestly don’t think I could do it. And I live in California where fucking everyone has a Tesla. I’d sell it if I thought I could I guess.