🌽 + 🔥= 🍿

Do you live in Iowa? If so, I feel for you - I escaped years ago.

And the NYPD officers will all be like, “I don’t know enough about US law to refute this. I guess we gotta let him go, fellas.”

Are you telling him to just Xit it out?

And what does he do once this message has been Xat?

I was gonna say - is Trump accidentally helping the environment??

Huh, interesting. I knew about urea injection to reduce diesel emissions, but didn’t know it was a thing for passenger cars.

How do you fill a urea tank on a passenger vehicle? I don’t see those pumps at the gas station, and doubt it’s as easy as peeing into a bottle…

Release the body cam footage or fuck off. I’m not believing a thing ICE says.

ETA: it wouldn’t surprise me in the least if another ICE officer broke her nose doing something supremely stupid and they’re trying to cover it up.

True, but this solution also lacks the vibes. It’s directionally correct though!

Oh no. Maybe they can keep the Pontiac Aztek company in the automotive retirement home.

You sound smart.

You can pack your stuff and see yourself out or you can roll the dice with our staff of 19 year old tuff bois.

Probably the same person who ends all of their comments on Lemmy with that stupid “anti-AI commercial license” or whatever bullshit.

And you just know that Hollywood is waiting for that one guy to die so that they can reboot this. Instead of just making an original nostalgia-driven time traveling movie.

Products like this aren’t going to give you a defined “yolk”. You use this in baking, or if you want something like scrambled eggs. You’re not going to get anything over-easy or make eggs Benedict with this.

With the “stripping all the copper” analogy you’re describing a strung out drug addict more than a businessman, though.

I’m not saying you’re wrong, mind you, just that you’re not making any supporting claim for him being a businessman.

Or how about “Scientists Discover Turtle with Brain the Size of Goldfish”

My wife goes there for party supplies that get thrown out after the party, or maybe they survive for a 2nd use.

Also gift bags and blank greeting cards. Sure the designs aren’t as hip, but sometimes you don’t want to pay half the price of your gift just for the wrapper.

Anyone member, “you’re doing a heckuva job, Brownie”?

Ask then how small their penises are if these look phallic to them…

“…whom the president insulted as being ‘radically left’”

Where’s the insult?