I find his campaign to be outlandishly woke; he should start by ending it

Go Slackware!

Not when done by competent people.

Immediately thought of that. Drop off bribe.

Bruh…

“It’s toasted”

“I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream”

US lost the Cold War and a bunch of Russian assets are now running the White House

Maybe because they’re kinda raw-dogeing it?

Early bird pricing starts at $1,499 for printer and starter ink bundle.

Second paragraph.

Nono, many have absolutely no savings also

🤌🦫

I don’t want my iPhone to get the build quality of a motorized dumpster

One can get very creative during a battle…

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And the UAE

MAGA Red ™

A deeply traumatized sociopath trust fund billionaire that keeps bullying the scientists who only want to save the planet.

Yup, that tracks.

Wait…

…so far!

/s

Puerto Rico still tries to enter the chat…