Congratulations, you just brought diseases to the new world.

Possibility different if they had brought in real hammerhead sharks.

Hey teach, hope you don’t mind I brought my Olympic sized pool and full grown hammerhead shark to class. Couldn’t find a babysitter.

Maybe that’s their thing and they’ll go harder. Don’t underestimate the Godfrey.

A possible solution is to use percentages to keep it relative. Workers make 10% of what a CEO makes, a manager makes 15%, etc. Or a percentage of GDP or so other metric to make it comparable.

It’s still likely an impossible idea, but you could start nationally and then work out from there.

Look at Mr fancy pants here using punctuation like yer some kinda edumacated person of learneding

Donny dumps wanted dunkin donuts and didn’t expect a hole in his head?

I can’t wait to work 24 hours a day! No pesky sleep getting in the way anymore.

Dino-saw. That’s just because of how the DNA molecule character pronounces it in Jurassic Park, and it cracks me up.

Wait, everyone else doesn’t call in a washroom?

Heathens!

This looks really interesting!

Nice try, Jeffrey Dahmer.

“I have an open backdoor policy” - op’s neighbour.

War is peace.

Freedom is slavery.

Ignorance is strength.

On one hand I see what you’re saying, on the other hand…