The real power move would be for Francis to have arranged for a bomb under his carcass that explodes when it detects McDonald’s-breath.

How diabolical of him.

ACAB.

(Assigned cat at birth)

Sooooooo the kitten transitioned? Sounds pretty woke.

I know video games and rockets

(x) Doubt

Funny how the businesses that employ, nay, rely, on underpaying (and otherwise avoiding numerous other labor laws) migrant laborers never seem to get so much as a slap on the wrist.

This is the way.

You don’t understand, I coulda had chill. I could have been a capybara. I coulda been somebody… instead of a human, which is what I am, let’s face it.

X SLAMS Y over (random bullshit).

Graph fight! GRAPH FIGHT!

Not my first choice for accommodations but can’t beat the rate.

edit: sorry, allowed myself a little fun with the analogy.

I, for one, appreciated your wordsmithing.

These slimeballs have been weaseling out of shit for years. Too bad they weren’t nailed before little Bobby got himself daddy’s Congress seat.

You will be shocked

…bet? 😂

https://slrpnk.net/post/16304035

I do not miss scrambling to cover someone else’s tech debt when an executive gets caught with their pants down.

Well, I guess that makes them undocumented now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh I’m sure there’s a mountain of monkeys’ paws just curling up a storm somewhere.

It ain’t worth it.

This. My feet are very wide. Every once in a while I’ll find a good fit (usually have to go overly long), and hope that the style is manufactured for more than a year. Otherwise it’s a nightmare finding an actual fit.