I forget there are children on this app. Or at least I’m really really hoping you are a child…

Tho I wonder if I can somehow get Home Assistant to let him ocassionally just go to the sliding glass door and just look outside for a while…

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But he knows his followers defend him by always claiming he’s joking and he’s wanting everyone to know for sure he means it

The bird or the trampoline?

They can’t, that’s why they keep dying in car crashes

Only because I find these specific videos to be quite funny, maybe there can be a “satire/criticism of a public figure” exception that could exist

This would be an awesome album cover