You’re just buying the wrong games.

Go play Split Fiction, Balatro, and Hades 2.

Okay. So are you gonna save the baby or not?

Nah lol I can draw this terribly in Paint easy peasy

Nah lol I can draw this terribly in Paint easy peasy

Visa.

Fuck slop

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Unpopular opinion but it’s sometimes better than the alternative. Growing up abused is the worst. One horrible act can be less bad than a lifetime of abuse and trauma.

Your house is on fire and your entire family is trapped inside.

The firefighters ran in to save your wife, and then got scared and ran out again, and she burned to death.

Then they ran in to save your child, but they got hungry and came back out for lunch. Your child burned to death.

Now your baby is dying, and the firefighters want you to help save it. And you’ve decided to let your baby burn in a fire because you’re mad at the firefighters.

She was technically right that it was her turn. She won the popular vote. The American people chose her. The only reason she wasn’t president, is America isn’t a democracy.

So now that the airport scanner made you gay, what are you going to do with your new gayness?

Ha ha!