I remember times when I rebelled against my parents and did some pretty stupid shit, but kids today are on a different level.

Armed and gritty inspector Clouseau isn’t the worst idea for a reboot. Maybe because there’s been so many terrible reboots of other franchises.

It’s Kentucky, home of the finger lickin good.

Liz Truss is LL Cool J BTQ?

Israel: “HAMAS has infiltrated the Vatican and is holding hostages in the Papal apartments.”

Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo

Hol up, y’all have pockets on your shoes? I’m getting neither comfort nor pockets.

Take that Chris Pratt.

Put him on ski patrol duty with the patrol’s entire supply of the stuff and see how far he gets behind enemy lines.

Vince Clarke is the common thread there, I like what he put out during his time as part of Yazoo too (probably their best known song).

That’s one way to combat school shootings I guess, erode the education system so hard that kids become too inept to kill their peers.

“View resources” links to English courses

Nevertheless in my ass

Asian Islanders in this case.

If it is bad, I don’t wanna be good. Poor penguin

It can with federally mandated kegel exercises.

Myanmar isn’t a great tourist spot right now either, unless civil war is your thing.

Normalize fly by night operations, just not when Chinese nationals do it

Whew, no bird/stork character, I can never remember that when I desperately need to

This whole thing lacks the elegance of poker, Trump started the dare and has escalated to triple dog.