Shit?

Hur dur I’m doing a protest against boring dinner choices by literally eating my own shit.

This is the worst genre of fanfic.

Meta is a tariff on humanity.

I imagine if you’re already on your deathbed and you have to listen to some shitty little windbag, it could remove your motivation to hang on.

That’s like saying I just had one of my best shits since my IBS diagnosis.

And sometimes, small outside factors can relieve or worsen that decline.

You’ve just got to drink a lot and then suck really really hard

Hey look, it’s that lil round guy from the memes.

I heard only pedos don’t get in the submarine.

If you mashed the sausage into a loaf shape and covered it in ketchup it would literally be an American meal.

People in here loving poutine, but you swap cheese chunks in your gravy for a vegetable and it’s suddenly disgusting? The North American palate is weird.

Figma balls

Trepanning is the solution to many of life’s problems.

Ew

Time for some quick Trumpenomics:

Tarrifs on everyone - minimum 10% - >20% on top half of importers

+GDP of USA - $30 trillion

=“Uh, we have 6 or 7 trillion dollars coming into our country, and uh,”

$1.4m in “machinery and electrical”

For real, how good can penguin electronics be?

Nice hat, captain obvious.

Trump, the leader of the most powerful country in the world who is rapidly accelerating away from democracy into an autocracy? He could never.

Maybe you should go to El Salvador for your many actual crimes Donald