Related question- how much did Walmart and Target donate to the trump campaign and/or “inauguration fund?”

There’s an old saying
About what to do in Rome…
When you are in it

All of them have a flat handle. My personal preference is for a cylindrical handle. Heavier and easier to hold. Flat cutlery that looks like it was stamped out of sheet metal won’t do at all.

Install a mirror in his office. He’ll find the leaker right away.

Smelly cat, smelly cat… o/~

Says the guy who helped drive the “Ship of America” into the iceberg.

Me: “ugh. Here comes Tom. He’s always talking about scarecrows.”

Tom: “Hey man.”

It’s a nest. This is where Italians are born.

The words “Sociopathic Narcissist” would probably play into it.

Precrime was here!

You don’t have a local mom & pop sweatshop to make you some new shirts and slacks?

What are the odds that he’s already dead, and this is all just a smokescreen to cover for that?

Yeah fuck that game for not being available for Mac despite the original game being Mac exclusive.

Killing your kids is the best way to show “big pharma” who’s boss!

Um, I’d rather not speculate.

How about a transistor (trans-sister)?

Dictators gotta stick together.

When life gives you banana-shaped lemons, make banana-shaped lemonade.

Well that’s disappointing.

From the context of these two tweets it seems to me like a pretty cute joke.