It would be nice if every human in a photo had one head and no more or less than four main appendages, but you can’t hit that mark every time.

I like zooming in on these. It gets even weirder.

It is a lot more coherent.

Hello! We’re Lemmy! We’re your new 50,000 closest friends! May we come in?

Okay, it’s good to have a laugh every once in a while, but I think we’re all able to interpret their message clearly: If you try to steal golf balls, they will remove your testicles. C’mon people, grow up!

If he needs more friends, please inform him that I am available.

I will never forget it, nor pilsner beer.

I’m glad to know that. Czechia is a great contributor to world culture.

I swear to God, if they come for weighted blankets too, there will be blood, and most of it won’t be mine.

On a side note, it’s nice to meet a Czech person here. I made the mistake of visiting Prague once, and I’ve been craving knedliky and gulash, fernet stock, and Alphonse Mucha art ever since.

Follow it with skibidi toilet.

Fill me with sweet sugary goodness.

Go inside and find out.

I’m right here. What do you want?!

No, they’ll be too busy dealing with the monkeys flying out of his butt.

Yes. Yes, I can see… that we did indeed. Why don’t you explain this to me like I am an eight-year old.

I’m certain that meal was created with the kind of precision and accuracy to which brain surgeons aspire.

Good thing he got them on the boat before the flood got to them.

Without fly ash from coal plants, how are my children going to get enough uranium and thorium to build strong lungs? Think of the children, you progressive scum!

You’re not wrong, but US standards are higher (as sad as that sounds). Prisoners should have rights and that can’t be accomplished unless they’re incarcerated in the jurisdiction that defines those rights.