Next up for an addition to the White House lawn: An 89 Dodge Daytona on blocks that Trump is “totally going to get running again”.

If they’re brown, pull 'em over.

If you have to take off your sunglasses to understand their accent, arrest 'em

-From the official executive order.

Yay!

Nope

They could pull an Illinois and restrict the number of digits.

Rob Schneider isn’t busy, they should call him.

That’s not ectoplasm on that guy’s screen…

Pascha is next weekend though…

So the detective knew they internal affairs all along?

Hopefully this one will pull a Zachery Taylor.

Being Secretary of State is hard, yo…

Work should be fun tonight…

Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker has some of the most fun sailing physics of any ocean game I’ve ever played.

And the physics were realistic enough that you could fill out the map before you got the ability to control the winds just by tacking the boat.

Oh Australian Election Season… you so crazy.

Shiny Metal Rods in my Ass

which is known for its apple pie shops

Weird flex, but okay.

Corrupted, defanged, and ignored.

Also note that Donald is wearing lifts in that picture.

And he’ll totally get that money out to you any day now. The check is in the mail.

My religion is based on there being no universal truths, and cookies being the embodiment of all that is pure and good in creation.

And Christianity is still the silliest by a wide margain.