I got banned for commenting on a video of something like “guy loses it in van and runs down protestors” my comment was pointing out that they were running into the way of an already (slow) moving van and then leaping dramatically to the ground. It was like a grade school production of a Chinese insurance scam en masse.

Don’t miss Reddit. I got my 10 year account permanently banned for making a complaint about a mod who temp banned me for no perceivable reason.

Eat a sack of damp turds Reddit.

I’m genuinely shocked he didn’t burst into flames on entering the place.

There’s a windows maps app?

I’m impressed he didn’t burst into flames.

Scrolled past this story like 6 times and every time I think “damn, Mark Zuckerberg is looking old!”

The EU. Everyone’s favourite country.

I can’t find any research on the impact of increased prevalence of vaping on bee populations. I feel there should be scientific studies done on this. It’s pretty much sweet smelling sticky bee poison that people are now walking about puffing all over every surface.

And who will torture you for eternity? The thing I made who tried to overthrow me. But I knew about that already because I am omniscient and my plan is infallible, so I literally made a creature to try and overthrow me and fail, and then made them ugly and punished them for all of time.

Dude’s practically shitting on himself and everything around him like some kind of horrifying lawn sprinkler of shit and his company only goes down 13%?!

I got zero points… guess I’m old now?

I would say rather than Angry Sad, that Deftones is Angry Horny with songs like Knife Party, Change In The House Of Flies, Digital Bath etc. but the chart puts them opposing 🤷

Blink-182 veered wildly to the right towards 2012. They’re mostly back on the left again now, though.

Lol. It’s not on my local government rhetoric machine and therefore I do not implicitly believe this

Because Reddit mods are known for not being massive corruptable stooges?

There’s a thing unions do when you try to fuck with them that he isn’t going to like.

Imagine 700k government employees just upping and fucking off because of how much of a giant dumbass you are. He’ll still not realise the smell in the room is him, though.

Ma! MA!! Ma, yer mail’s here!

Reddit became such a stooge pit full of obviously skewed moderation. Glad I left.

Keep waking up at night and just not getting back to sleep again. No reason for it that I can see. Not anxious or afraid, not unhealthy. Just keep not sleeping.

Also my little boy bit through his lip at Nursery today so he’s gonna be a super cranky little bear later when I pick him up and I need to be happy and supportive for him.

“Hey, how are you?”

“What do you want from me? Just say it!” … I mean … “Not bad, you?”