TRUMP is the GREATEST GODKING EVER because he will FINALLY GET RID OF the d*mn WOKEDEIDRAGILLEGALSQUEENIMMIGRANTS that sleepy joeBUSSED into our great country🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷 GOD BLESS AMERICA AMEN

2, if I wanted it to be round, I’d have grabbed a spoon.

Satire isn’t just dead, reality is fucking its corpse in the middle of the street.

Aaaand the whole circus starts once again!

It also illustrates how nice and fat my blocklist is, as I keep trying to expand threads that never load.

Spoken like Fuckerberg and Co. to keep the shareholders happy.

Me: Checks RSS feed
RSS feed: nothing new

Me: Checks RSS feed again, later in the day
RSS feed: nothing new

Me: Opens Lemmy
Lemmy: Here’s that new article!

Why do I even bother using RSS, if the Lemmings post it just as quickly?

Neat! I got the game two months ago, and I’m having a lot of fun! I learned of it from the “OG” DRG, which I’ve had for a lot longer (and played much, MUCH more), but it’s great when I just want a fun, quick and simple game to play. I’m still dumbfounded how this game rips off most of its assets, mechanics and even weapons from its predecessor and STILL be completely different, while also actually being fun!

Open casket means that some dummy had mercy on him, or they just borrowed that one animatronic from Disney World.

If a hypothetical girl really would be “turned off” by you enjoying being yourself, then you probably wouldn’t be able to build a loving relationship with them anyways. Don’t forget to give the Easter Bunny a copy as well!

I didn’t even notice that! He almost looks human, the horror!

Spray-tan? Come now, we all know that’s Cheeto dust.

Wait, his skin color isn’t actually orange?!

It would be very cool if it lit up when you turn on Multi Flame Generation

I remember the Vortigaunts sidestepping your shotgun blasts on Black Mesa.

When I played Half Life 1 for the first time, I almost immediately lost interest after getting to Xen. When I played Black Mesa, I almost cried when I got there. Best fan-made remake I’ve ever played!

What do operating systems have to do with monitor compatibility? I thought that you just needed a working video output and HDMI/DisplayPort/etc did the rest.

And I thought that Shrimp Jesus was bad already.

Does this have any meaning that I don’t know of, or is this just a shitpost?