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~20 mi from downtown manhattan

Hard pass

I’m outside right now. Still shitposting

That sounds about right for us.

Reddit used to be good enough to get people to post daily without cajoling

Also, the average human has less than one testicle

Counterpoint: Deaf people are allowed to drive

I was the same way until I found out it was only 2WD. Add a second motor for the front wheels and I’ll pay $30k for it

Saturn used to have door panels set up in their dealerships and encouraged kids to jump on them. I was one of those kids.

Counterpoint: One of the first things people buy for a truck is a container for the bed for things they don’t want to be in the weather but also not in the cab.

A front-trunk eliminates this need which also frees up bed space.

It’s been this way since I bought my first Performa back in 95.

I got some RAM and a dozen Zip disks for Christmas instead of

I haven’t been this shocked since I found out the original McGruff voice actor was arrested with a bunch of guns and weed plants

I had a truck without a working stereo so I just used some Bluetooth speakers

They used to, but it didn’t boost ad engagement so they stopped.

Wow she really isn’t very good.

How were we so starved for something that we latched onto her baloney?

Obligatory:

I’ve been a 10-16 year old boy. At no point was anyone like Andrew Tate “cool” to me. He’s not witty, he’s not talented, he’s done nothing XTREME. He’s clearly putting up a massive front to pretend to be interesting and for some reason - microplastics, smart phone addiction, whatever - it’s working.

Back in the 90s we would have called him “poser.”

Tate just talks into a microphone with his stupid friends. If that’s what is considered “cool” to today’s teenagers then they’re definitely too far gone.

It starts off by talking to lonely young men and telling them that their feelings are valid and that they have value, both of which are things that young men very much do need to hear!

That sort of thinking just made me overly emotional and hot-tempered. Just feeling the feelings was a good thing, so the more I felt it the better, right?

Hearing that I needed to temper my feelings so that I can figure out what I need and how to communicate those needs was a lot more helpful. And made me a better person overall.

Yeah but in the olden days they were on a print ad in the back of Popular Mechanics, not the leading talk show in the nation.

People are a problem.

And the more people the more problem.