Those bathroom products could be mine. Are you a freezy hair/curly hair hopeful person?

Ms. Bellum

It’s not the absence of youth that makes women less beautiful. It’s the absence of representation.

Men at 45: “distinguished.” Women at 45: “expired.” It’s not biology—it’s storytelling. We don’t see ugly old men as ugly—we see them as powerful, confidant, sexy. We don’t see aging women at all.

That’s not nature. That’s propaganda

Blergh

So the regional theocracy-for-hire ships missiles to the kleptocratic corpse dragging half the world down with it, aimed at the last place still bothering to resist. And the golf course messiah/antichrist? Dead silent, obviously.

Ouuuuh, look at those knees you slut

This is sarcasm… Or satire - not sure of the differences