I thought he was gonna give him a tiny tail on his front penis.

Cats

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pFObNY3eGhY

That’s why the next generation earphones will be wired.

Maybe it was Maybelline.

That’s because you can get vaccinated against HPV.

And I bet at none of these levels is it wrong to kill mosquitos.

Hopefully no IBS either.

Prangent sex dangerops?

You should have a cardiologist check that out.

8%D FTFY

That’s why he married her.

The things they keep saying about his mom though …

They were counting on the implication

That’s so rude! What a quokk a shit.

*Interspecies erotica

… … … Why?

You mean a clown threesome.

Jizz indeed.

3. Eat it all anyway because pasta is delicious.