THERE PUTTING H2O IN THE WATER GASP THOSE SNEAKY BASTARDS!!!

"IS THIS A WEED? "

I love the satire

“>Be elon musk”

“>have 1st child, hates elon”

“>have 2nd child, hates elon”

“>FUCK IT ill make a LLM love me.”

“>have grok”

“>grok ousts stupidity and distain for his creator.”

"Elon just stop, its just sad… "

Honestly i question what he really knows/understands.

He has a undergraduate degree in physics. But nothing in computer science and majority of his companys are mostly computer science. I feel like he just has a fasod that hes “smart” but pays other people to tell him stuff and he just relays that as if it were him that knew this information. Very similar to path of exile de-bockel

Love the color maroon/red is so underated!

Deletes SSN database to “save money”

goharddrive

yeah i remember looking at some that had 5 year warrenty but they quickly sold out, and i was itching to build a ZFS pool as i waited for months to finally pull the trigger

“See we dont need CISA our computers arent getting hacked, so what do we pay them for?”

If you don’t get the joke is CISA security is so good they dont get hacked

This feels like the equivalent of

We care alot about you, do you mind sharing your data with us? whisper and our 847 partners.

theres a meme that got popular on lemmy just shitposting about BEANS and then JEANS. so its playing on that.

I usually name systems after ablums names from music i listen to. Lmao it is an odd name TBH

Go figure i did not know that

thank you for sharing i had no idea of this. and its really fucking funny shit! i love this kind of humor!

i might steal that for datasets >:D

ADSL filter thats pretty damn funny! its like the blinker fluid equivalent of tech support

good story! honestly got a good chuckle out of me

Amen brother!

See the proper way to respond to sexually explicit blackmail is a few simple words.

“Thanks for the free advertising!”

On a more serious note, theres never a good reason to comply with blackmail. for example if she did do what they asked. It would have been a hell of a lot more trouble she would be in and also it would unethical as shit.

What scummy people will do theese days sheesh. Stay safe out there!

The jonkler