Hey a dopamine hit is a dopamine hit. Someone liking your post enough to upvote it is basically getting an internet first-bump. It’s not much, but getting that approval from people does feel good.
…we all have the super-power of literally administering a tiny dose of dopamine to nearly anyone in the world.
If God is real, he’s evil.
…could he just skip to the part where he feeds himself a bullet just like daddy-Hitler, already?
The real shitpost is always in the shitpost.
Aight so what the fuck, for the first half of that video I could have sworn you nailed it, but I remember it being more than just bugs, so something seemed off. BUT! Related videos had the fucking thing!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FxyNP6SLsI
…never realized just how much marketing went into glamorizing ‘ick’ to little dudes lol.
…does anyone else remember that kit that was kind of the easy-bake-oven but marketed to little boys; it was this mad scientist kinda thing around when Goosebumps was popular, and you’d make your own candies by mixing little packets together, then mold them into spiders and brains and shit like that.
The brain stuff in particular was this fruity foamy gunk that I swear was the best tasting junk food that has ever or will ever hit the market. I was also probably like 5 y/o, so grain of salt.
land of the free
That was actually a typo from day 1 - it was supposed to say “fee”. You can understand why people are frustrated over the misunderstanding.
This seems to happen way more often than actually eating the onion, cuz reality is more ridiculous than most of what they put out.
Puking an onion? Idk what to call it.
More liberals should have kids.
We can’t outbreed stupid: stupid breeds like rabbits. If that’s what our planet is depending on, it’s a lost battle from square one. Having a kid just so it can be a footsoldier against a hoard of orcs is cruel as fuck.
Yeah, some employers are really stupid about it. They treat it like a crystal ball. I’m not an expert in psychology, so the best I got is second-hand insight, but one of the perks of working in a hospital is I get to routinely pick brains that are a lot smarter than mine, to include a couple of psych PhD’s: ask them about the Myers Briggs and they immediately start ranting about how it’s pseodo-science bullshit. And some doctors do rant about shit outside their scope of expertise, which pretty well puts them at the same level of idiocy as the rest of us (i.e., if your ortho doc starts raving about how vaccines cause autism, the MD on his badge carries literally zero weight: he knows the fuck out of bones, but until proven otherwise it’s best to assume he got his education on vaccines from Fox news). But when experts in psych bitch about psych stuff, I take that at face value.
It’s used widely for actual hiring decisions. If you’re qualified for a job but they want an INTJ but you’re an ENTJ according the overgrown Facebook quiz, you get a rejection letter.
It’s unethical as fuck, and absolutely rampant in corporate America.
Now, as a team building exercise or role play to get to know potential clientele, yeah no harm.
The speedometer is also predictive.
astrology for guys in suits
Naw they already made that, it’s called the “Myers-Briggs Type Indicator”.
That’s a testable hypothesis: burn Tesla, Twitter, SpaceX etc to the ground. We can measure his reaction to each, and compare.
We got a spot for him here.
He is absolutely likely to try it again if released.
So follow your nazi-rolemodel’s example and self-administer some antidepressants.
Piece of shit.