Why would there be aslume dwellers outside the alsume? Are you stupid?

But yis, here I am :3… I used to lurk in the aslume before I quit reddit

I just chose the automatic partition thingy ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

Tfw you eat funny looking bread, and all of the sudden the walls are melting and the devil is telling you to “invest in apple”… why does he want you to buy apples?

Cryptobros are so low on scams they’re trying the SaveTheKids token again

Probably the stench of cum marinated couch cushions that did him in

Dialogue is soo slow… there’s like… 2 minutes of actual content there… and what’s with the subway surfers intermission? x3 it’s not even centered to the middle of the screen either

https://github.com/cknadler/vim-anywhere

The closest thing I could find that isn’t MacOS was this

Except everyone still appreciates the art that takes effort more than the AI stuff, so they’re failing at pulling a Syndrome

That’s why I never specify what time im referring to

Real? Woaw we really live in an age of technological advancements :3

What is this “video” word you speak of?

I have around ~100kg of potatoes in the basement… im not sure how many single units that is

Carrots will probably be harder, our garden doesn’t grow that many :3

Reject currency, embrace bartering

Fairsies :3 tbf… my use of tone indicators probably already implied my poor understanding of tone in writing, so me assuming an argumentative tone is not out of left field hah ^^

Counter point: I like it

(and I also find it useful, but I don’t have the energy to argue about this)

/nm

/hj is a tone indicator for half joking :3

That’s an awesome trade as a kid tbf, would’ve done that too x3

Im not sure if this is an option everywhere, but in my country you can add your phone provider to google play as mentioned

So if you had nicer parents that topped your plan off for one of the more expensive plans what you could do was get a cheaper one, and spend the leftover on in-game purchases or whatever through google play :3… phone plans were also how all the illegal irl item trades in mmos were done ^^

Back in my day we used our phone plan money to pay for google play purchases /hj

Lawns sure are weird :3

Superman’s kryptonite is interesting writing