TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾

Being a bodyless head with a freak long tongue is not only okay—it can be an exciting opportunity

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Cake day: August 23rd, 2024

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  • English summary:

    • A massive power outage struck most of Spain, Portugal, parts of southern France, and Andorra around 12:30 PM CET on April 28, 2025 (3.5hrs ago).
    • Electricity consumption dropped by about 50%, causing widespread disruption.
    • Possible causes include a rare atmospheric phenomenon affecting high-voltage lines or a cyberattack; investigations are ongoing.
    • The blackout disrupted traffic lights, public transport (trains, metro), airports, and telecommunications.
    • Hospitals operated on emergency power; many surgeries were suspended; urgent patient transfers prioritized.
    • Emergency plans were activated; Madrid raised its emergency level and considered military support to maintain order.
    • Power restoration began gradually but full recovery could take 6 to 10 hours.
    • The outage affected supermarkets, businesses, and public services, causing closures and delays.





  • Hard work and determination

    Jk, here I’ll break it down for you. Going from memory so apologies for any inaccuracies

    Level 1 (not a real vegan imho)

    • No animal products in diet or clothing

    Level 2

    • Talks kindly to plants before harvesting or eating them

    Level 3

    • Before harvesting any plant, politely negotiates with nearby insects to relocate peacefully

    Level 4

    • Avoids making any noise that might disturb animals

    Level 5

    • Avoids breathing out CO2 in the presence of animals (use of personal oxygen recycling mask is acceptable)

    Level 6

    • Does not step on animal shadows

    Level 7

    • Travels exclusively by stilts to avoid crushing bugs

    Level 8

    • Refuses to eat any food that has been blown by the wind

    Level 9

    • Only eats food that has not been observed by any living being

    Level 10

    • Refuses to consume anything that might have existed in the past or future