Truly, every line in the clip is delivered with the bravado and conviction of an experienced thespian.

“Gentlemen, this is democrrracy manifest!”

This is the bloke that got me on the penis befoaaa.

“Ooh, that’s a nice headlock sir! Ahhh, yes, I see that you know your judo well.”

“And you sir! Are you waiting to recieve my limp penis?”

This interview was three years ago. I sincerely hope he is in good health and has many more succulent meals in his future.

HANDS OFF MY PENIS

I can see and hear the full video for this as I read

and why is he here? HE LOST!

Super Mario Bros 3. It barely makes the cutoff, releasing jn 1990 in North America. But man, it is something special. I completely understand why people prefer Mario World, but Mario 3 feels like the peak of the 2d franchise for me, and everything after that is just reiterating what it perfected.

Sonic 2 and Crash Bandicoot 3 are up there, too. The first time I played Crash especially, my mind was blown. There are several games that scratch the same itch as Mario and Sonic, but I’ve not found a single game that feels like Crash Bandicoot. Gamers were spoiled in the 90s. …unless you bought from a company that wasn’t Nintendo or Sony.