My brother accidentally spoiled me on that. I made a joke about him dying after watching the first episode because he was played by Sean Bean and he was all “How did you know?”

Except B here is the centrist position. If you actually look at political dialogue it’s more like:

A: I want B to be erased.

B: I want A to be erased.

Just look at all the guillotine-posting around here for examples.

Bernie for Pope!

Four Seasons?

The kid is Stewie Griffin.

It was a me all along!

Look out, there are llamas!

Stay thirsty, my friends.

Enough people have been saying “Jesus take the wheel” that I think he’s got a decent amount of experience by now.

Like a poor marksman.

RIP General Leo.

This is America we’re talking about. They won’t rebel. They’ll blame their neighbours and start killing each other (moreso than they already are.) The only people who’ll be safe are the people at the top.

They’re already off the cliff, they just haven’t looked down yet.

Do you know the difference between data and information?

“One is my name. The other is not.”

Like Ringo and Replacement Paul?

Senselessly.

Welcome to the jam.

Maxwell’s a Catholic?

The Excelsior line!

Too bad it didn’t happen closer to release. There’s no way in hell that I’m giving money to Microsoft.