It never left

Read a fucking history book

Almost three hundreds years of progress undone by a man that cosplays a billionaire Cheeto.

Truly remarkable.

Ah yes, genocide is always the answer.

After all, we killed all the Germans Right?

That’s why the pope died.

JD Vance sucked his last will to live right from his body.

It’s one of those robots that’s just remote controlled by some guy in a call center.

Hotels have always been better in my experience.

Unless you want something like a fishing cabin on a river, but even then I’ve started to look at resorts because after all the fees, they work out to the same price as an airBNB.

Im personally looking forward to Edison EV conversions.

The ability to take a vehicle I already have and turn it into an EV or hybrid would be amazing.

I know they’re a while from full production, but I see that as a win. So many of these EVs are having quality issues because they’re being shit out onto the market as fast as humanly possible. I’d rather a company actually take the time to do R&D, test things thoroughly, and then release a product.

So the staff of 20 something tech bros has been compromised by Russians?

Gee, it’s not like intelligence agencies are known for targeting young men in positions of power. It’s almost like there should be some kind of system to provide clearance to individuals that handle secure information. A system that ensures they don’t have a lot of debt or aren’t afflicted with 20 year old dude brain that will convince them to hand over their work to some pretty face that loves sucking their dick every Saturday for no apparent reason.

Why do the British eat like the Nazis are still flying overhead?

We are evolved from a common ancestor to all great apes.

A great ape is not a monkey.

Don’t belittle your heritage or I’ll be forced to resolve this like our ancestors, by slinging feces at you until you leave.

Tell me you’ve never even been friends with an immigrant without telling me

It’s not like the US auto industry is a key sector of the economy or anything.

That’s why it was so silly that Obama bailed them out, right? They’re only like 5% of the GDP. 5% is a little baby number.

God this country is power sliding into an another Great Recession. What do these idiots think they’re gonna do when a good chunk of the population loses their homes and comfortable lives because of them? A population with nothing to lose, lots of guns floating around, and no prospects for improvement under the current administration should be a very scary future for any leader.

I’d ask if they remember the French Revolution, but these fuckers seem to want to go back to a time before that.

The NHTSA doesn’t actually certify anything.

They write the standards that vehicles and products must follow, but it’s up to the manufacturers to certify themselves as being compliant.

This explains how the cyber trucks, with no third party testing, are considered road legal in the US and basically no other country.

So Elon is not firing regulators that will deny his cars a certification, he’s firing regulators that decide what the requirements will be.

Thats so much worse.

Source for anyone interested. It’s a reply to a man wanting to import air bags, but the letter does give a nice overview of the laws.

Obviously you’re working your heaven job and spending your heaven bucks.

That’s what supply side Jesus would want right?

If no one can buy anything, or have any money, then inflation can’t happen.

His brain so big you can’t even see it.

They’re called broken arrow incidents by the US government.

The Russians have a list as well.

The US has almost detonated a hydrogen bomb over the US state of Georgia. The plane had to ditch its bomb due to an engine issue, and all but one of the lockouts failed.

The Cold War was a nutty time, both sides had enough nuclear armed planes flying to decapitate the other side at a moments notice. Accidents were bound to happen.

There’s also been incidents on both sides where launch detection systems have falsely identified nuclear launches, and only the intervention of a few people prevented a retaliatory launch.

Nukes are stupid.

Tape is also difficult to steal. The machines to read the tapes are expensive and uncommon, a tape reading machine requires no internet connection, meaning it can’t be subject to man-in-the-middle attacks, and the physical storage devices can be secured and guarded when not in use.

This fucking idiot is gonna lose the plans for our nukes, isn’t he. Just like when he disabled half of twitter because he physically yanked a server rack out of the building without knowing what it did.

Convincing all the little stooges that they won’t be protected is the only way to course correct from this.

When a 20 something that goes by Big Balls is in senior management, I wouldn’t be surprised if the remaining employees think you open doors with your face.