Surely make you lose your mind.

If I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a thousand times: no super-measles until you’ve finished your avian flu!

I was thinking catheter and some tubing down the leg with a valve at the end.

‘“Space Raptor Butt Invasion” by Chuck Tingle, chapter one…’

…da bang, da dang diggy diggy
Diggy, said the boogie, said up jump the boogie

Robert “Bobby Shazam” James Ritchie is still a prick.

We’d be a little late to the party, think she’s been dead for a while.

“Bangers in the Vault”, another British classic about Margaret Thatcher.

But hey, on the plus side, they helped cure him of… I mean prevented… I mean…

What again?

Meanwhile, United States Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth sends mixed Signals.

It’s a knitten!

It’s horsin’ time!

The Easter Buddy.

And one, packed with concentrates, labeled “He is resin!”

Fortune. Cowsay.

I see the Venison Voyeur has struck again.

It doesn’t matter, all I’m going to do is mess it up anyway.

Laconicism.

Do you still want this posted over there? Still working on it, figured I’d check back in before submitting though. Let me know when you’re ready.

First thing you’ve said that I actually agree with. I am a liberal and enjoy a little silliness.

Why?