billwashere

Two words I never thought I’d see together… poop drone.

https://youtu.be/_asNhzXq72w

Ok this was awesome. I wondered what I was doing wrong.

Ye Fish dicks.

I’m old school so an odometer should never do anything other than measure wheel rotations with a multiplier of circumference of the tire.

Maybe if you wanna get fancy have the multiplier occasionally recalibrated based on GPS but that’s it.

So what you’re implying is that someone goes around tasting various kinds puke and rating it??

I’m just gonna go ahead and lump all puke as the same and not bother with rankings, thank you. 😊

From Buzzfeed: 13 Types of Puke Ranked From “Barely a Burp” to “Call a Hazmat Team” - #7 Will Make You Gag!

Well I guess it depends on when you bought it. If it was off eBay recently to try this new open platform that would be way less moronic.

I’d bet money it’s this.

Well fuck… I’m 54.

Yggdrasil In the mid 90s.

Holy shit!!! This was so perfect!!

Well shit… I don’t even think about that.

Why is the narrator always Ron Howard in my head?

Ah so more market manipulation… got it. Jesus I hate this douchebag.

I have no idea if this is a real tweet or not. This country is just broken.

Jesus… it’s like piranhas devouring a carcass. That women using the plate as a shovel… gees.

My dog used to do this. Would do this whole smiley wiggle her whole body thing when we’d come home. I miss her so much.

I consider myself reasonably intelligent but I also have ADHD so … I completely suck at chess.

Yeah I didn’t wanna pay that for a PS5. And the PS5 GPU alone is likely 5 times more power then what’s rumored to be in the switch 2… no way I’m paying that for a switch.

Can’t you make pickles from watermelon rind?